5.12.2003
I've decided to start a new journal. I kept Phresh Phish for a little over a year, and I think it's time for something new. Tomorrow is my last official day classes and, of course, the day of the dreaded AP Chemistry test. Soon I will have graduated from high school, and I will be "Free at Last." I wonder if I can handle it? I've already decided I'm not financially responsible enough to move out on my own. That and I have no concept of time management. I'm too easily distracted. So I'm thinking I'll leave Phresh Phish up for a while until people get the hint that I'm laying it to rest. But now, it's time to prepare myself for my last day of high school.....EVER. *takes a deep breath* Off into the void I go... See you on the flipside.
6:25 AM | Lisa
5.13.2003
Help! I keep having nightmares, and I can't get through a whole night without waking up.
1:41 AM | Lisa
5.14.2003
Eww... I can't breathe and my head hurts. My allergies are killing me, but I can't stay home sick because the Senior Retreat is a required activity. I hope my medicine kicks in soon because right now I can barely function. Achoo!
Once again, I've been having nightmares. I can't get through a whole night without waking up at least once or twice. It didn't help that my Blink 182 poster fell down from the ceiling in the middle of the night.
5:53 AM | Lisa
I unofficially renamed the senior retreat "Cry Fest 2003." Imagine a giant chick flick minus the romantic interest. Allergies plus emotions equals big fat headache. I hate it when I sneeze while I'm driving because my eyes close for a second. It's sad that it is impossible for one to sneeze with one's eyes open. I'm lucky I didn't sneeze myself into a car accident, especially when it was one right the other right after another. We shared memories, expressed our gratitude, went on a hike, got advice from last year's seniors about college, became official alums, and read letters from our family and friends. We laughed and cried at the same time. I put away some bad feelings between me and a few others, and I was able to talk to my old friends again, the ones I haven't bonded with since freshman or sophomore year. I'm not sad I went on the retreat; it's just that I wish I didn't have to. There are just some people I'm not ready to say goodbye to.
7:26 PM | Lisa
5.14.2003
I was informed that I may be going to Los Angeles at the end of June. I've been waiting to go there for so long. God Bless my brother and his swim team, for it is because of his swim meet that I have a chance to go. *happy dance*
10:26 PM | Lisa
By the way, I picked this template mostly because of the color scheme. Now that I'm allowed to paint my own bedroom, I was thinking I'd go with colors like these. Huerter might recognize that I borrowed a few ideas regarding layout from Jessica, but I like to think that I took some of her ideas and revamped them to make them my own.
11:00 PM | Lisa
5.15.2003
I'm so sick. I wish I could stay home. I can't though, because I have three finals today, and I doubt the teachers would want to let me make them up. *cough* *sniffle* *hack* Blech. Wish me luck.
6:17 AM | Lisa
Check this. In order to receive credit for the CLEP exam, one must earn a score of at least 50. I took the test this morning and got a 49. What are the odds? Well, one out of fifty I guess. But how much does that suck? I would hope that after paying approximately $350 to take one CLEP and three AP tests, I might earn some college credit somewhere along the way. We'll see where Lady Luck takes me.
I don't have any finals tomorrow, and I don't have to work as my boss will not be in town for the rest of the month. There's so much I need to get done though, mostly in the way of decorating my room. I'm dying for a bookshelf. I have so much I need to stack. Which reminds me, I need to go cash a check before the bank closes. God bless graduation money.
5:37 PM | Lisa
SHOUT OUT
end of the line huh... graduation... congratulations...good luck my friend...keep in touch...how bout a game of literati... you know you got me hooked.... ttyl.. maestro
Posted By: ken 5/15/2003 6:41:02 PM
Kinkos and Office Depot are like heaven. Who could resist a crisp, clean, blank sheet of paper? Not I, that's for sure. But I can't believe I just made $17 worth of copies. Yeezus! Which reminds me of the two dorkiest license plates I've seen so far: YEEZUS (Jesus spelled wrong?) and EMAIL ME. How the hell do you email a car? Answer me that and you can be the winner of brand new old pair of Scooby Doo boxer shorts! Actually, I don't have any Scooby Doo boxer shorts to give away. Gina is in charge of that department.
7:11 PM | Lisa
SHOUT OUT
lisabee16: word pads?
EbowLeper: yeah
lisabee16: meaning
EbowLeper: like a pad of paper
EbowLeper: with lines
EbowLeper: that you can tear out
lisabee16: like a legal pad
EbowLeper: yeah, one of them
lisabee16: my fave
Posted By: mark hussey 5/15/2003 11:54:04 PM
I have no idea how you would email a car, but i''d love a pair of scooby doo boxer shorts.
My new fetish is for word pads. I actually enjoy handwriting papers/essays on them, instead of typing them out.
Posted By: mark hussey 5/15/2003 11:50:58 PM
Holy Smurfs
Not only have my true blue jeans stained my only pair of white underwear, but now they have also stained my legs. My own actual appendages! Either that or I was injected with smurf DNA last night. While shaving in the shower, I noticed a faint blue residue on my razor. I wasn't using blue soap, so I investigated further. Upon examination I noticed a light shadow on my skin. A few swipes with the blade and the shadow was gone. I wonder if the manufacturer intended this?
Joe: "Hey we gotta find ourselves a Smurfette."
Shmoe: "Smurfette?"
Joe: "Mm-hmm. Not some like, tight-ass Middlesex chick, ya know? But this cute little blonde that'll get down 'n' dirty with the guys, like Smurfette does."
Donnie: "Smurfette doesn't fuck."
Joe: "That's bullshit. Smurfette fucks all the other smurfs. Why do you think Papa Smurf made her? Because all the other smurfs were getting too horny."
Shmoe: "No, not Vanity. I heard he was a homosexual."
Joe: "Okay, well you know what? Then she fucks them while Vanity watches. Okay?"
Shmoe: "But what about Papa Smurf? I mean, he must get in on some of the action."
Joe: "Yeah, what he does... He films the gang-bang, and later on he beats off to the tape."
Donnie: "First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette; Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the smurf village. But the overwhelming goodness of the smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, well heh. It just couldn't happen! Smurfs are asexual; they don't even have reproductive organs under those little white pants. It's just so illogical, ya know, about being a smurf. I mean, what's the point of living if you don't have a dick?"
~ Donnie Darko
9:50 PM
5.16.2003
Now that my backyard is a cornfield, we got a pretty good view of tonight's lunar eclipse.
http://www.angelfire.com/vamp/lisabee/P1010030.JPG
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12:26 AM | Lisa
Though I didn't have to, I stopped by school. I figured I'd get my locker cleaned out while I had time to kill. After getting some classes signed out and mooching coffeecake off Jen, I headed over to the mall. I needed some new earrings and a belt. I'm not normally a belt person, but I figure coughing up the cash is better than flashing my butt crack to the rest of the world. Driving home I passed a car that had been completely smashed in on the right side. "So what if we're out two passenger seats and some windows? Nothing a clear trash bag and some duct tape couldn't fix."
5:05 PM | Lisa
SHOUT OUT
hey -
my flash picture isn''t my own. i credit it to kris on my left sidebar. sorry, i don''t know how to make ''em.. :( but thanks for linking me!!!
Posted By: Jess 5/16/2003 8:19
5.17.2003
Oh my fucking God there is no way I will be able to live here for the next four years let alone for the rest of the summer. The summer has barely even begun and my brother has got me searching for apartments. It will all have to start by finally utilizing the lock on my bedroom door at times other than when I am in it. It's the kind that needs to be opened with a key, not just the stick end of a Tootsie Pop, so security while I'm out of the house will not be a problem. As for favors: no more. EVER. Last night he asked me to drive him to a friend's graduation party and invited me to stay. I asked him to take into consideration the fact that I will know almost no one there (i.e. don't abandon me). Thirty seconds after we walk in the door he hurries off to be with his friends, leaving me to rot all by my lonesome in his trail of dust. I wasn't there a whole minute before leaving and telling him he can find his own damn ride. *sigh* But of course I gave in again this morning when consenting to give him a ride to the store. But for some unknown reason (meaning I can't even remember it now), he let his temper get the best of him yet again, slammed his fist down on the console of my car, and ran inside the house. I waited a few minutes before finally driving off. I should not have to put up with his ungrateful, ill-tempered crap. I'm not his mother and I don't own the responsibility of dealing with it. It's out of my own good will that I look after him, but I'm fed up with it. If he can't shape up within the next three months (or preferrably quicker than that), my family will find themselves with one less member. I'll do whatever it takes to move out, live in the dorms, whatever. I'm sick of this bullshit.
On a lighter, yet still related, note I've been getting along with my dad a lot better lately. I think perhaps we're both in the same boat and understand how it feels to be relied upon, then treated like dirt. That, and I inherited a lot of personality traits from him.
3:31 PM | Lisa
What swear word are you?
4:13 PM | Lisa
5.18.2003
I feel like May right now. I started to clean my room, and I got distracted by my computer. I keep making all these tiny little changes on the site that no one will ever really notice but may be appreciated once discovered. I've GOT to get away from the computer. And my bed. I can't stand sleeping in. I mean, it feels nice, but then I waste so much of the day and my joints are all sore.
There's a sale at the bookstore, but I spent all my money yesterday :( I want a bookcase (or furniture in general) so I can get rid of all the boxes in my room.
Last night was Molly's party. It's what I like to call good, clean fun. I spent time with some of my oldest and closest friends, who accept me and love me for all that I am. I adore the fact that they can be just as fun as anyone else without killing their brain cells. I don't mind when my other friends drink. It just disgusts me when they act as if they can't live without it. I invited someone to my graduation party, and the first thing they inquired about was the alky. Yeezus, no! This is like a family/friends occasion, not some all-night kegger. I dunno. To me, those are the people that need to grow up.
12:02 PM | Lisa
Yay, I'm cute! I finally got a clue and put together a nice little outfit for summer. And it actually involves a skirt of all things. Very natural...bohemian chic-like. I feel rather girly in it. This merits a trip to the Old Market.
1:22 PM | Lisa
Breasts... They're a burden. Especially mine. Methinks they're a smidgen too big. Anybody wanna trade?
1:45 PM | Lisa
Why must everyone in this house be so temperamental?? They get bothered by the most trivial things in the universe and proceed to take it out on everyone else. No concept of consideration for anyone's feelings here.
To paraphrase Melanie:
My uterus feels likes it's going to rip through my body and run into the woods shouting, "I'm free! I'm free!"
(Is that what she said? Or was it going to attack random humans while I curl up in the fetal position cowering in the corner?)
<4:18 PM | Lisa
SHOUT OUT
What was the context of that uterus thing?
Posted By: Creep 5/19/2003 1:12:22 AM
I''m on my period and it hurts....duh
Posted By: Lisa 5/19/2003 7:05:27 AM
See 2.16.2003
4:48 PM | Lisa
5.19.2003
Mi padre es waking me up 3 hour before start of school.
:( Go a-way!
7:57 AM | Lisa
Apple Blossom, "De Stijl"
Which White Stripes song are you?
8:15 AM | Lisa
SHOUT OUT
Lisa!!! I finally updated my website. I plan on updating it more... but yeah it''s at least a little updated now. Check out the page about my Eowyn dress, and there''s a link there to pics from prom. mmmmk! later
Posted By: cynzar 5/19/2003 10:55:41 AM
I posted a pic in my sidebar
Posted By: Lisa 5/19/2003 1:04:14 PM
Questions to Ponder:
Is it wrong to like a bad rap song just because it plays Fur Elise in the background?
Is it possible to run one's hand through an afro??
Is Avril Lavigne punk or pop?!?
3:56 PM | Lisa
I'm such a nutcase. I don't even know why I let myself stick around this long. I let my mood swings get the best of me this evening. I spent hours trying to make my disgustingly fat body look nice for the Baccalaureate Mass & Dinner. Of course no one bothered to tell me that I needed to be there early and that we'd be wearing our caps and gowns. So I show up with flip-flops and no pantyhose, arriving at what I thought was the starting time. I receive dirty looks and mini-lectures from my teachers. Gee thanks, guys. You really know how to make a girl feel special the last time she ever goes to a Mercy mass. I don't even like church. And I wasn't hungry for the dinner. In fact, I think an eating disorder would do me nicely. The only reason I went this evening was because I thought it would make my dad happy, but of course he can't stand seeing me upset, so I really just ruined the whole night for both of us. I looked like a complete ass when we went to go sit down for dinner. I don't have just one group of really close friends, so if I'm not sitting down to eat lunch in the middle of the day, I really don't know who to sit with. All the seats were taken and my dad and I looked like dorks sitting by ourselves at a table in the front. Why do I always have to look like such a loser around him? I used to think that at school I was actually pretty popular, but I'm starting to think that no one ever REALLY cares about me. The "support" they showed me last year when my mom died...was it just because they thought it would make themselves look better to give the grieving girl a pity hug? And at school, are they really laughing at my jokes...or me? I know I probably shouldn't be saying this about my soon-to-be ex-classmates, because I really do love them and what they've done for me, but it just seems like when I REALLY need someone, like when I let my psychotic side get the best of me, no one is there...no shoulder to cry on. It shouldn't be like this. I'm not happy with myself, but I can't find an escape that doesn't involve killing myself (god knows how scared I am of that). So what do I do?
7:20 PM | Lisa
SHOUT OUT
hey kiddo!
i was totally late for the mass my senior year. like i had to walk in by myself in front of everyone during the first reading or something. its was pretty bad. (i thought i had shown up on time too). oh well! its probably some sort of a conspiracy.
oh btw, yesterday i noticed how gorgeous you look in your bio pic. i promise i really thought that and its not just meant to be a confidence booster. youre great
Posted By: katie j 5/20/2003 1:28:40 AM
My suggestion: start doing something constructive.
Posted By: doesn't matter 5/30/2003 2:45:46 AM
Everyone else has what I want.
I am a thief.
I am fake.
I am not original.
I am not unique.
7:53 PM | Lisa
5.20.2003
Today was Farewell Day. I dinked around with my dad's digital camera. I gave away a bunch of Skittles to the underclasswomen. I dressed up like my English teacher and danced onstage in front of the whole school. Speeches were made, prayers were said, laughter was bellowed and pizza was free. All in all it was a good time. Total turn-around from yesterday.
I lined up a job interview for tomorrow. I gave in and applied at Baker's assuming that my vast experience would earn me more than minimum wage.
I was about to engage in yet another one of my projects (painting a mirror), when I sliced my thumb on the side of the glass. No stitches needed, though. Never have, never will. And don't tell me to knock on wood! I'm not into that. Up until now I was making pretty good progress, but my dad kicked me out so he could shampoo the carpets. He's gone Danny Tanner on my ass making sure the house looks nice for my upcoming graduation party.
Everyone has been rattling themselves to death over the new Matrix, including my ex-boyfriend, Bryan. When I told him I was getting a little annoyed with his obsession with media (movies, music, video games, etc.), it ended up being a discussion about how we discuss things. LAME. Speaking of lame, I hate my vcr. I invited some friends over to watch "Donnie Darko" with me and we got nothing but static. Of course the newer machines have no tracking buttons, and since I couldn't find the head cleaner, we were stuck watching "Goldmember" on dvd. "Look everybody! I'm from Holland! Isn't that veerd??"
FAH-ZHAH
9:26 PM | Lisa
I need new pajama pants.
And running shorts.
Please.
10:25 PM | Lisa
5.21.2003
You have a surprise kiss! Your partner is always pleasantly pleased to have you jump outta nowhere to dote them with a fun peck on the cheek or more passionate embrace. super markets and work places are your favorite places to attack your loved one with all your love =)
What kind of kiss are you?
I don't like the phrase "pleasantly pleased." It's redundant.
8:12 PM | Lisa
I got a job at another Baker's today. The management I met seem great so far. I cracked up looking at a flyer about grocery carts. I counted nine typos. The computerized training was lame, yet amusing. A sound clip of a crowd cheering played each time I answered a question correctly. I'm basically hired, pending a drug test. You know how crazy I can get with those pills! Anyway, I'm not down about working for Baker's again, because this time it will be with all new people. My favorite hobbies happen to include meeting new people. My dad's yelling at me to get rid of my painting project, so catch ya later.
P.S. I love Robert Sean Leonard in his younger days.
5:36 PM | Lisa
5.22.203
Reality TV hates me. First, my couple got voted off "Married by America," and now Ruben won the title of "American Idol" instead of Clay! Grr. I love Clay Aiken. I was waiting for him to get famous and cut a record so I could listen to his voice whenever I want. Damn you, Birmingham!
1:10 AM | Lisa
What do you think of me having a crush on a potentially gay guy?
And to rub it all in, my boyfriend never seems to have the time or interest to talk to me anymore. The only thing that benefits is my cell phone bill. But man, where's the love?
1:14 AM | Lisa
You're... Donna!
Tomboyish but gorgeous, you're engaged to the boy next door and love to write. You're sensible, smart, and fun to be around. So congratulations, you're probably the most sane person you know.
Which character from That '70s Show are you?
'Cept I'm not engaged to the boy next door.
I don't think I've even met the boy next door.
Is there a boy next door?
1:46 AM | Lisa
Tonight is my graduation!!! So you'd all better come and cheer for me when they call my name....especially if I trip over my heels while walking across the stage. Whoo woo, I'm excited!
But not for the pantyhose.
[edit]
8:38 AM | Lisa
Fucking Hilarious
They gave me a portable diploma! It's a laminated miniature copy of what my real diploma looks like.... I think. I won't receive the real thing until tonight. You may have noticed that Lisa is not my legal name. Actually, I think my name sounds rather regal when you say it aloud in a condescending voice.
A couple of side notes...
To anyone who is coming to my graduation: no helium balloons, confetti, air horns or elephants. I'll be in huge trouble otherwise.
To the Prep guys: absolutely NO bouncy balls!
To anyone who loves me: I love you, too.
11:13 AM | Lisa
You guys should really check for updates in my sidebar. Some of that stuff is pretty cool.... Psh. What am I saying? ALL of it is pretty cool. That's why I post it for you.
Give me shoutouts, you fools! Show the love.
12:00 PM | Lisa
SHOUT OUT
aye aye capt''n!
Posted By: cynzar 5/22/2003 3:39:34 PM
Whoo! So now I finally graduated. I sat in the front row onstage, and I'm sure everyone saw me making funny faces and talking to the girls next to me. I sang the Ave Maria in front of everyone, got my diploma, waved the peace sign, and didn't fall once! Melanie and Malinda got me some gorgeous flowers and took me downtown for ice cream. Green Tea ice cream!! How kick-ass is that? I've always had a secret love for green tea stuff. I spent the afternoon with Colin. He was lame enough to leave his digital camera at a Burger King and I went with him to get it back. He's sooo lucky the manager picked it up before it was stolen. He bought me lunch, and I fell asleep watching Donnie Darko at his house. It's so nice to be able to hang out with friends I haven't seen for awhile. I'm jealous of Malinda because she gets to go camping with a bunch of guys we used to work with. Guys? I mean men. I've always been attracted to older guys. Typical intellectual girl :) And now that I'm home from graduation with flowers, tassle and diploma in hand, I'm sooo ready to go to bed. It's been quite an exhausting day. See you all tomorrow... My first day as a free woman.
P.S. Come to my party!! It starts at seven.
10:28 PM | Lisa
Pictures of Graduation.... Coming soon to a theater near you!
10:29 PM | Lisa
-Perfect- You're the perfect girlfriend, which means you're rare. You're the kind of chick that can hang out with your boyfriend's friends and be silly. You don't care about presents or about going to fancy places. Hell, you just hang out. You're just happy being around your boyfriend.
What Kind of Girlfriend Are You?
You see this, Seth? The Perfect Girlfriend. What do you think about that? :)
10:50 PM | Lisa
SHOUT OUT
hmm just as i expected... im the perfect girlfriend too.
well, see ya tonight lisa
Posted By: katie j 5/23/2003 6:38:49 PM
5.24.2003
New invention: Brown porcelain toilets
Reasoning: I'm sick of looking at your skidmarks
8:56 PM | Lisa
SHOUT OUT
Well, brown would be nice, but the picture in my head is a more tan or perhaps olive green.
Posted By: Jon 5/24/2003 11:45:15 PM
Um, I was thinking most people''s shit looks brown. I''m going for camouflage. :/
Posted By: Lisa 5/25/2003 6:41:25 AM
some shit is olive green.
Posted By: Jon 5/26/2003 12:15:28 AM
Majority rules.
Posted By: Lisa 5/26/2003 1:33:17 PM
Yeah, I spose. But Olive is prettier.
Posted By: Jon 5/26/2003 9:22:25 PM
I think you''re missing my point.
Posted By: Lisa 5/26/2003 10:22:00 PM
murphy
Posted By: Jon 5/28/2003 11:04:38 PM
So last night was my partay. It was rockin'. So many people came that I had to constantly walk back and forth through the house to try to mingle with everyone for equal amounts of time. I hammed it up with crepe paper and confetti and a shrine of yours truly. I'd show you pictures of the decorations, but I'm thinking that if you wanted to see them that badly, you would have showed up to the party. I didn't really get a graduation gift from my dad like most kids do from their parents, but I did get a bunch of cards from my friends and relatives. I wasn't really expecting a gift anyway. I blew a chunk of my cash on the Memorial Day sales at the mall today... 50% off of already clearanced items is hard to beat. I tried to get a guy's button-down shirt, but it would fit over my boobs. *sad face* I made my way to a couple other graduation parties and completely wore myself out. Methinks I'll be going to bed early tonight since I have to be at work at 7am. It totally sucks. I told Baker's that I could start on Monday, but for some reason they scheduled me for tomorrow. At least when I actually do go to work on Monday I'll be getting holiday pay....or will I?
9:02 PM | Lisa
5.25.2003
First Day
Today was my first day working for Baker's again. I had to be in by 7am, and they forgot to give me my break until 12:30. My temporary name tag was the dopey kind that says "HELLO! My name is ______." I applied for customer service/accounting, they hired me as a cashier, and all morning long I worked as a sacker. I'm stinky and sweaty and my feet hurt, but I'm also grateful for the exercise.
Embarassing Moment of the Day: A runaway cart in a downhill parking lot scratched some lady's bumper causing me to feel awful and start crying in front of my cute, new manager.
Wouldn't you just love to be me?
3:04 PM | Lisa
SHOUT OUT
i would love to be you lisa youre the bomb.com
Posted By: UNCLE MIKE 5/26/2003 12:08:00 AM
5.26.2003
I got bored this morning and posted my pic on Hot or Not. I'm a little disappointed with my ratings though. I'd like to think I look better than a 5.7
Punks.
11:02 PM | Lisa
5.27.2003
I'm thinking of seeing The Matrix: Reloaded tonight. I made a point of renting the first one so I'd know what was going on. The only problem is I don't know who to take with me. Tony is in Europe and Bryan has already seen it. Someone told me that Gina's cousin, Tim, has a big crush on me. Blah, I dunno. Anyone who likes action movies please call me.
2:27 PM | Lisa
My dad bought himself a remote control Hummer while I got myself a job and paid for groceries. I'm fine with it as long as he doesn't eat my food or run over my toes. I ended up calling Tim to go with me to the movies. He should be here at 8:30. I'm not looking forward to the car ride though. I have a feeling I'll be deaf and car sick before I make it to the theater. My ratings are still down on Hot or Not. *squints* This is so not cool. Oops, gotta run. The Hummer is attempting to break down my door....
7:02 PM | Lisa
You are a tropical delight! MMMM shrimp, mango,
spiced rice, and a little squeeze of lime wrapped up in a spicy jalapeno tortilla! Lie down in a bed of shredded lettuce for a cool, relaxing look!
What kind of burrito are you?
7:18 PM | Lisa
5.28.2003
The Matrix: Reloaded.
I liked the movie.
I loved the soundtrack.
12:26 AM | Lisa
SHOUT OUT
I agree about the soundtrack.
Posted By: Jon 5/28/2003 11:02:48 PM
I posted my senior pic on Hot or Not and my ratings average an 8 on a scale of one to ten. Honestly, I think the black and white one looks better.
Punks.
12:32 AM | Lisa
Ahh! I guess my Hot or Not pic wasn't too terrible... Ten different guys want to meet me. I'm not really looking for a romantic interest right now, but that could always change. I've learned to approach everything with an open mind and no expectations. It makes life more fun that way. However, I think I'll stay away from the guys that look like they're 30 years old. My dad freaked when he thought I was going to the movies with a 20-year-old. It's only a couple years' difference. Plus I'm young for my grade(meaning I'm a summer baby so ALL my friends in my grade are older than me), and I'm old for my age (aka too mature for my own good). So tell me, what do you think of these guys?
Guy #1, Man #2, Boy #3, Homme #4, Dude #5, Hombre #6, Mister #7, Homie #8, Sir #9, Male #10
I can't help but laugh at the guy that describes himself as liking to drink beer and sleep. I think for many of them I will be clicking a big "NO" as they are mucho creepy.
11:32 AM | Lisa
SHOUT OUT
here''s the verdict.
Guy #1 is cute. Maybe. But he''s only here for the summer.
Homme #4 YEAH! He''s BRITISH!!!!
Homie #8 Uhhh... You can see his pubic hair in that picture.
Male #10 HELL NO. Friggin'' creepy.
Posted By: cynzar 5/28/2003 4:01:27 PM
I admit it; I compulsively buy panties.
P.S. I bought the Matrix: Reloaded soundtrack....so awesome.
4:52 PM | Lisa
Yay, I'm loved! I'm getting along with everyone at work. They think I'm the world's greatest worker, especially since I have experience in just about everything concerning Baker's. I've already made new friends, and I caught some of the cuter guys staring at me. Ah, isn't life grand?
11:29 PM | Lisa
5.29.2003
Will I ever stop having nightmares? I swear, my brain activity shoots right off the charts just before I go to sleep. They should do a test-study on me. I'd love to hear what they have to say.
Who are they?
12:18 PM | Lisa
SHOUT OUT
holllaa!!! shout out to my peeps in gangsta rap town, fabolous, i know you didnt! shout out to stank-O-nia! aah! is that dj clue and lala? i am so mtv direct effect materi-AL! bitch!
Posted By: tonja 5/29/2003 9:31:43 PM
You know, the psych department at some universities will pay people to experiment on them. You should look into that. Could be fun.
Posted By: Jon 5/29/2003 9:42:37 PM
The things you own end up owning you
Posted By: UNCLE MIKE 5/29/2003 11:56:44 PM
5.30.2003
Pics, pics, and more pics! The wait is over! The pictures that I've been promising for months are finally developed, scanned, and uploaded. Fifty-seven so far, and I'm not even finished. There's still many rolls left undeveloped or unpurchased. Click here to view Prom 2003, Pine Ridge, and some more random pics of me. C'mon, you know you like to look at me. :)
12:44 PM | Lisa
I feel really bad for the people that have to work with me. I was scheduled for an 8 1/2 hour shift today, and I had to carry out the majority of the time. However, it was hot (which made me stinky) and the wind was HARSH (which made my hair look like a bird's nest). I don't want to be known as the gross girl, but how can I help if it they make me sack all day long? Luckily, one of the ditziest girls in the customer service center is probably going to get fired, and hopefully they'll move me back there as orginally planned.
P.S. I realized I forgot to tell you about my Pine Ridge trip back in March, but hopefully the pics will tell the story. There's so many frickin' photos, just asssume it's updated every day until I say so.
10:45 PM | Lisa
5.31.2003
Well slap my ass, and call me PeeJee!
You are the SOCIAL GEEK. You're artsy and creative. You like to wear costumes and attend conventions. You get along with geeks and non-geeks alike, but you prefer to hang with your own kind. You get social interaction both through the computer and in real life. That's not to say you don't like to game (all geeks game), it just doesn't consume your life.
What kind of Geek are you?
I don't game.
12:14 PM | Lisa
Grr. Why am I not entitled to spend my own money as I please? So I got a bunch of money from graduation, right? So what if I spent most of it? I had been expecting to spend it. I haven't had a job for quite some time, and I put off my own personal expenses until I knew I'd have the money. I buy my own clothing, toiletries, most of my food, and my own luxuries. I work my ass off at two jobs and go out of my way to act as the parent I'm not (aka, chauferring and lending my brother money when he needs it). So why do you freak out when I ask to borrow five bucks? It's not like I ask you for money all the time. I didn't even ask for the graduation gift I never got. I'm pretty independent... I've started doing my own laundry, handling things like car wrecks, etc. Grr. It just pisses me off that my independent actions go unrecognized, and then I get chewed out for it. If you don't wanna help me out, just say so....calmly. I hate living in such a temperamental environment. It's rare that you see anybody relaxed around here.
4:44 PM | Lisa
I think that if I were a lesbian, I'd date Thora Birch. She rocks my ghost world. However, curious as I may be, I could never relly explore an alternative lifestyle.... I'd probably be thrown out of the house first.
9:42 PM | Lisa
When I'm Feeling _____, I dress _____.
Angry....Goth
Happy....Trendy
Sad....Emo
Wild....Punk
Horny...."Scantily Clad"
Depressed....Naked (I stay in bed as long as possible.)
Tonight I dyed my hair darker (but not dark enough), and dressed in black. I've perfected my goth makeup after much experimenting. There's nothing like acting out your rage on someone's front yard with a couple rolls of toilet paper and some shaving cream.
10:28 PM | Lisa
SHOUT OUT
Hi, I´ve seen you blog in the "Blog note" (i´, not sure) and I liked it. Sicerecy, I loved the
"Whem I´m____ I dress____". I hardlever get a beautiful dress, I put the basic, only.
If you see my Blog I´ll be happy, but it´s in portuguese.
Bye bye
Posted By: Fabiana 5/31/2003 10:53:23 PM
Catwoman
You are the purrfect blend of naughty and nice. Never afraid to use your feminine wiles to get what you want, you leave men chasing their tales. Sexiness is your superpower and you know how to use it. Your feline fashion sense draws you to the luxurious: slinky silk dresses, an amazing collection of sexy highheeled shoes, and lots and lots of lingerie are curled up in your closet. As for makeup, you creat drama with lots of liquid liner and a lengthening mascara - after all, your eyes are the focal point under that mask. You polish off your look with a little foundation, a clear high-shine lip gloss, and, of course, a few coats of scandalous scarlet polish on your claws!
Who's Your Inner Superhero?
11:34 PM | Lisa
I've decided to start a new journal. I kept Phresh Phish for a little over a year, and I think it's time for something new. Tomorrow is my last official day classes and, of course, the day of the dreaded AP Chemistry test. Soon I will have graduated from high school, and I will be "Free at Last." I wonder if I can handle it? I've already decided I'm not financially responsible enough to move out on my own. That and I have no concept of time management. I'm too easily distracted. So I'm thinking I'll leave Phresh Phish up for a while until people get the hint that I'm laying it to rest. But now, it's time to prepare myself for my last day of high school.....EVER. *takes a deep breath* Off into the void I go... See you on the flipside.
6:25 AM | Lisa
5.13.2003
Help! I keep having nightmares, and I can't get through a whole night without waking up.
1:41 AM | Lisa
5.14.2003
Eww... I can't breathe and my head hurts. My allergies are killing me, but I can't stay home sick because the Senior Retreat is a required activity. I hope my medicine kicks in soon because right now I can barely function. Achoo!
Once again, I've been having nightmares. I can't get through a whole night without waking up at least once or twice. It didn't help that my Blink 182 poster fell down from the ceiling in the middle of the night.
5:53 AM | Lisa
I unofficially renamed the senior retreat "Cry Fest 2003." Imagine a giant chick flick minus the romantic interest. Allergies plus emotions equals big fat headache. I hate it when I sneeze while I'm driving because my eyes close for a second. It's sad that it is impossible for one to sneeze with one's eyes open. I'm lucky I didn't sneeze myself into a car accident, especially when it was one right the other right after another. We shared memories, expressed our gratitude, went on a hike, got advice from last year's seniors about college, became official alums, and read letters from our family and friends. We laughed and cried at the same time. I put away some bad feelings between me and a few others, and I was able to talk to my old friends again, the ones I haven't bonded with since freshman or sophomore year. I'm not sad I went on the retreat; it's just that I wish I didn't have to. There are just some people I'm not ready to say goodbye to.
7:26 PM | Lisa
5.14.2003
I was informed that I may be going to Los Angeles at the end of June. I've been waiting to go there for so long. God Bless my brother and his swim team, for it is because of his swim meet that I have a chance to go. *happy dance*
10:26 PM | Lisa
By the way, I picked this template mostly because of the color scheme. Now that I'm allowed to paint my own bedroom, I was thinking I'd go with colors like these. Huerter might recognize that I borrowed a few ideas regarding layout from Jessica, but I like to think that I took some of her ideas and revamped them to make them my own.
11:00 PM | Lisa
5.15.2003
I'm so sick. I wish I could stay home. I can't though, because I have three finals today, and I doubt the teachers would want to let me make them up. *cough* *sniffle* *hack* Blech. Wish me luck.
6:17 AM | Lisa
Check this. In order to receive credit for the CLEP exam, one must earn a score of at least 50. I took the test this morning and got a 49. What are the odds? Well, one out of fifty I guess. But how much does that suck? I would hope that after paying approximately $350 to take one CLEP and three AP tests, I might earn some college credit somewhere along the way. We'll see where Lady Luck takes me.
I don't have any finals tomorrow, and I don't have to work as my boss will not be in town for the rest of the month. There's so much I need to get done though, mostly in the way of decorating my room. I'm dying for a bookshelf. I have so much I need to stack. Which reminds me, I need to go cash a check before the bank closes. God bless graduation money.
5:37 PM | Lisa
SHOUT OUT
end of the line huh... graduation... congratulations...good luck my friend...keep in touch...how bout a game of literati... you know you got me hooked.... ttyl.. maestro
Posted By: ken 5/15/2003 6:41:02 PM
Kinkos and Office Depot are like heaven. Who could resist a crisp, clean, blank sheet of paper? Not I, that's for sure. But I can't believe I just made $17 worth of copies. Yeezus! Which reminds me of the two dorkiest license plates I've seen so far: YEEZUS (Jesus spelled wrong?) and EMAIL ME. How the hell do you email a car? Answer me that and you can be the winner of brand new old pair of Scooby Doo boxer shorts! Actually, I don't have any Scooby Doo boxer shorts to give away. Gina is in charge of that department.
7:11 PM | Lisa
SHOUT OUT
lisabee16: word pads?
EbowLeper: yeah
lisabee16: meaning
EbowLeper: like a pad of paper
EbowLeper: with lines
EbowLeper: that you can tear out
lisabee16: like a legal pad
EbowLeper: yeah, one of them
lisabee16: my fave
Posted By: mark hussey 5/15/2003 11:54:04 PM
I have no idea how you would email a car, but i''d love a pair of scooby doo boxer shorts.
My new fetish is for word pads. I actually enjoy handwriting papers/essays on them, instead of typing them out.
Posted By: mark hussey 5/15/2003 11:50:58 PM
Holy Smurfs
Not only have my true blue jeans stained my only pair of white underwear, but now they have also stained my legs. My own actual appendages! Either that or I was injected with smurf DNA last night. While shaving in the shower, I noticed a faint blue residue on my razor. I wasn't using blue soap, so I investigated further. Upon examination I noticed a light shadow on my skin. A few swipes with the blade and the shadow was gone. I wonder if the manufacturer intended this?
Joe: "Hey we gotta find ourselves a Smurfette."
Shmoe: "Smurfette?"
Joe: "Mm-hmm. Not some like, tight-ass Middlesex chick, ya know? But this cute little blonde that'll get down 'n' dirty with the guys, like Smurfette does."
Donnie: "Smurfette doesn't fuck."
Joe: "That's bullshit. Smurfette fucks all the other smurfs. Why do you think Papa Smurf made her? Because all the other smurfs were getting too horny."
Shmoe: "No, not Vanity. I heard he was a homosexual."
Joe: "Okay, well you know what? Then she fucks them while Vanity watches. Okay?"
Shmoe: "But what about Papa Smurf? I mean, he must get in on some of the action."
Joe: "Yeah, what he does... He films the gang-bang, and later on he beats off to the tape."
Donnie: "First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette; Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the smurf village. But the overwhelming goodness of the smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, well heh. It just couldn't happen! Smurfs are asexual; they don't even have reproductive organs under those little white pants. It's just so illogical, ya know, about being a smurf. I mean, what's the point of living if you don't have a dick?"
~ Donnie Darko
9:50 PM
5.16.2003
Now that my backyard is a cornfield, we got a pretty good view of tonight's lunar eclipse.
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12:26 AM | Lisa
Though I didn't have to, I stopped by school. I figured I'd get my locker cleaned out while I had time to kill. After getting some classes signed out and mooching coffeecake off Jen, I headed over to the mall. I needed some new earrings and a belt. I'm not normally a belt person, but I figure coughing up the cash is better than flashing my butt crack to the rest of the world. Driving home I passed a car that had been completely smashed in on the right side. "So what if we're out two passenger seats and some windows? Nothing a clear trash bag and some duct tape couldn't fix."
5:05 PM | Lisa
SHOUT OUT
hey -
my flash picture isn''t my own. i credit it to kris on my left sidebar. sorry, i don''t know how to make ''em.. :( but thanks for linking me!!!
Posted By: Jess 5/16/2003 8:19
5.17.2003
Oh my fucking God there is no way I will be able to live here for the next four years let alone for the rest of the summer. The summer has barely even begun and my brother has got me searching for apartments. It will all have to start by finally utilizing the lock on my bedroom door at times other than when I am in it. It's the kind that needs to be opened with a key, not just the stick end of a Tootsie Pop, so security while I'm out of the house will not be a problem. As for favors: no more. EVER. Last night he asked me to drive him to a friend's graduation party and invited me to stay. I asked him to take into consideration the fact that I will know almost no one there (i.e. don't abandon me). Thirty seconds after we walk in the door he hurries off to be with his friends, leaving me to rot all by my lonesome in his trail of dust. I wasn't there a whole minute before leaving and telling him he can find his own damn ride. *sigh* But of course I gave in again this morning when consenting to give him a ride to the store. But for some unknown reason (meaning I can't even remember it now), he let his temper get the best of him yet again, slammed his fist down on the console of my car, and ran inside the house. I waited a few minutes before finally driving off. I should not have to put up with his ungrateful, ill-tempered crap. I'm not his mother and I don't own the responsibility of dealing with it. It's out of my own good will that I look after him, but I'm fed up with it. If he can't shape up within the next three months (or preferrably quicker than that), my family will find themselves with one less member. I'll do whatever it takes to move out, live in the dorms, whatever. I'm sick of this bullshit.
On a lighter, yet still related, note I've been getting along with my dad a lot better lately. I think perhaps we're both in the same boat and understand how it feels to be relied upon, then treated like dirt. That, and I inherited a lot of personality traits from him.
3:31 PM | Lisa
What swear word are you?
4:13 PM | Lisa
5.18.2003
I feel like May right now. I started to clean my room, and I got distracted by my computer. I keep making all these tiny little changes on the site that no one will ever really notice but may be appreciated once discovered. I've GOT to get away from the computer. And my bed. I can't stand sleeping in. I mean, it feels nice, but then I waste so much of the day and my joints are all sore.
There's a sale at the bookstore, but I spent all my money yesterday :( I want a bookcase (or furniture in general) so I can get rid of all the boxes in my room.
Last night was Molly's party. It's what I like to call good, clean fun. I spent time with some of my oldest and closest friends, who accept me and love me for all that I am. I adore the fact that they can be just as fun as anyone else without killing their brain cells. I don't mind when my other friends drink. It just disgusts me when they act as if they can't live without it. I invited someone to my graduation party, and the first thing they inquired about was the alky. Yeezus, no! This is like a family/friends occasion, not some all-night kegger. I dunno. To me, those are the people that need to grow up.
12:02 PM | Lisa
Yay, I'm cute! I finally got a clue and put together a nice little outfit for summer. And it actually involves a skirt of all things. Very natural...bohemian chic-like. I feel rather girly in it. This merits a trip to the Old Market.
1:22 PM | Lisa
Breasts... They're a burden. Especially mine. Methinks they're a smidgen too big. Anybody wanna trade?
1:45 PM | Lisa
Why must everyone in this house be so temperamental?? They get bothered by the most trivial things in the universe and proceed to take it out on everyone else. No concept of consideration for anyone's feelings here.
To paraphrase Melanie:
My uterus feels likes it's going to rip through my body and run into the woods shouting, "I'm free! I'm free!"
(Is that what she said? Or was it going to attack random humans while I curl up in the fetal position cowering in the corner?)
<4:18 PM | Lisa
SHOUT OUT
What was the context of that uterus thing?
Posted By: Creep 5/19/2003 1:12:22 AM
I''m on my period and it hurts....duh
Posted By: Lisa 5/19/2003 7:05:27 AM
See 2.16.2003
4:48 PM | Lisa
5.19.2003
Mi padre es waking me up 3 hour before start of school.
:( Go a-way!
7:57 AM | Lisa
Apple Blossom, "De Stijl"
Which White Stripes song are you?
8:15 AM | Lisa
SHOUT OUT
Lisa!!! I finally updated my website. I plan on updating it more... but yeah it''s at least a little updated now. Check out the page about my Eowyn dress, and there''s a link there to pics from prom. mmmmk! later
Posted By: cynzar 5/19/2003 10:55:41 AM
I posted a pic in my sidebar
Posted By: Lisa 5/19/2003 1:04:14 PM
Questions to Ponder:
Is it wrong to like a bad rap song just because it plays Fur Elise in the background?
Is it possible to run one's hand through an afro??
Is Avril Lavigne punk or pop?!?
3:56 PM | Lisa
I'm such a nutcase. I don't even know why I let myself stick around this long. I let my mood swings get the best of me this evening. I spent hours trying to make my disgustingly fat body look nice for the Baccalaureate Mass & Dinner. Of course no one bothered to tell me that I needed to be there early and that we'd be wearing our caps and gowns. So I show up with flip-flops and no pantyhose, arriving at what I thought was the starting time. I receive dirty looks and mini-lectures from my teachers. Gee thanks, guys. You really know how to make a girl feel special the last time she ever goes to a Mercy mass. I don't even like church. And I wasn't hungry for the dinner. In fact, I think an eating disorder would do me nicely. The only reason I went this evening was because I thought it would make my dad happy, but of course he can't stand seeing me upset, so I really just ruined the whole night for both of us. I looked like a complete ass when we went to go sit down for dinner. I don't have just one group of really close friends, so if I'm not sitting down to eat lunch in the middle of the day, I really don't know who to sit with. All the seats were taken and my dad and I looked like dorks sitting by ourselves at a table in the front. Why do I always have to look like such a loser around him? I used to think that at school I was actually pretty popular, but I'm starting to think that no one ever REALLY cares about me. The "support" they showed me last year when my mom died...was it just because they thought it would make themselves look better to give the grieving girl a pity hug? And at school, are they really laughing at my jokes...or me? I know I probably shouldn't be saying this about my soon-to-be ex-classmates, because I really do love them and what they've done for me, but it just seems like when I REALLY need someone, like when I let my psychotic side get the best of me, no one is there...no shoulder to cry on. It shouldn't be like this. I'm not happy with myself, but I can't find an escape that doesn't involve killing myself (god knows how scared I am of that). So what do I do?
7:20 PM | Lisa
SHOUT OUT
hey kiddo!
i was totally late for the mass my senior year. like i had to walk in by myself in front of everyone during the first reading or something. its was pretty bad. (i thought i had shown up on time too). oh well! its probably some sort of a conspiracy.
oh btw, yesterday i noticed how gorgeous you look in your bio pic. i promise i really thought that and its not just meant to be a confidence booster. youre great
Posted By: katie j 5/20/2003 1:28:40 AM
My suggestion: start doing something constructive.
Posted By: doesn't matter 5/30/2003 2:45:46 AM
Everyone else has what I want.
I am a thief.
I am fake.
I am not original.
I am not unique.
7:53 PM | Lisa
5.20.2003
Today was Farewell Day. I dinked around with my dad's digital camera. I gave away a bunch of Skittles to the underclasswomen. I dressed up like my English teacher and danced onstage in front of the whole school. Speeches were made, prayers were said, laughter was bellowed and pizza was free. All in all it was a good time. Total turn-around from yesterday.
I lined up a job interview for tomorrow. I gave in and applied at Baker's assuming that my vast experience would earn me more than minimum wage.
I was about to engage in yet another one of my projects (painting a mirror), when I sliced my thumb on the side of the glass. No stitches needed, though. Never have, never will. And don't tell me to knock on wood! I'm not into that. Up until now I was making pretty good progress, but my dad kicked me out so he could shampoo the carpets. He's gone Danny Tanner on my ass making sure the house looks nice for my upcoming graduation party.
Everyone has been rattling themselves to death over the new Matrix, including my ex-boyfriend, Bryan. When I told him I was getting a little annoyed with his obsession with media (movies, music, video games, etc.), it ended up being a discussion about how we discuss things. LAME. Speaking of lame, I hate my vcr. I invited some friends over to watch "Donnie Darko" with me and we got nothing but static. Of course the newer machines have no tracking buttons, and since I couldn't find the head cleaner, we were stuck watching "Goldmember" on dvd. "Look everybody! I'm from Holland! Isn't that veerd??"
FAH-ZHAH
9:26 PM | Lisa
I need new pajama pants.
And running shorts.
Please.
10:25 PM | Lisa
5.21.2003
You have a surprise kiss! Your partner is always pleasantly pleased to have you jump outta nowhere to dote them with a fun peck on the cheek or more passionate embrace. super markets and work places are your favorite places to attack your loved one with all your love =)
What kind of kiss are you?
I don't like the phrase "pleasantly pleased." It's redundant.
8:12 PM | Lisa
I got a job at another Baker's today. The management I met seem great so far. I cracked up looking at a flyer about grocery carts. I counted nine typos. The computerized training was lame, yet amusing. A sound clip of a crowd cheering played each time I answered a question correctly. I'm basically hired, pending a drug test. You know how crazy I can get with those pills! Anyway, I'm not down about working for Baker's again, because this time it will be with all new people. My favorite hobbies happen to include meeting new people. My dad's yelling at me to get rid of my painting project, so catch ya later.
P.S. I love Robert Sean Leonard in his younger days.
5:36 PM | Lisa
5.22.203
Reality TV hates me. First, my couple got voted off "Married by America," and now Ruben won the title of "American Idol" instead of Clay! Grr. I love Clay Aiken. I was waiting for him to get famous and cut a record so I could listen to his voice whenever I want. Damn you, Birmingham!
1:10 AM | Lisa
What do you think of me having a crush on a potentially gay guy?
And to rub it all in, my boyfriend never seems to have the time or interest to talk to me anymore. The only thing that benefits is my cell phone bill. But man, where's the love?
1:14 AM | Lisa
You're... Donna!
Tomboyish but gorgeous, you're engaged to the boy next door and love to write. You're sensible, smart, and fun to be around. So congratulations, you're probably the most sane person you know.
Which character from That '70s Show are you?
'Cept I'm not engaged to the boy next door.
I don't think I've even met the boy next door.
Is there a boy next door?
1:46 AM | Lisa
Tonight is my graduation!!! So you'd all better come and cheer for me when they call my name....especially if I trip over my heels while walking across the stage. Whoo woo, I'm excited!
But not for the pantyhose.
[edit]
8:38 AM | Lisa
Fucking Hilarious
They gave me a portable diploma! It's a laminated miniature copy of what my real diploma looks like.... I think. I won't receive the real thing until tonight. You may have noticed that Lisa is not my legal name. Actually, I think my name sounds rather regal when you say it aloud in a condescending voice.
A couple of side notes...
To anyone who is coming to my graduation: no helium balloons, confetti, air horns or elephants. I'll be in huge trouble otherwise.
To the Prep guys: absolutely NO bouncy balls!
To anyone who loves me: I love you, too.
11:13 AM | Lisa
You guys should really check for updates in my sidebar. Some of that stuff is pretty cool.... Psh. What am I saying? ALL of it is pretty cool. That's why I post it for you.
Give me shoutouts, you fools! Show the love.
12:00 PM | Lisa
SHOUT OUT
aye aye capt''n!
Posted By: cynzar 5/22/2003 3:39:34 PM
Whoo! So now I finally graduated. I sat in the front row onstage, and I'm sure everyone saw me making funny faces and talking to the girls next to me. I sang the Ave Maria in front of everyone, got my diploma, waved the peace sign, and didn't fall once! Melanie and Malinda got me some gorgeous flowers and took me downtown for ice cream. Green Tea ice cream!! How kick-ass is that? I've always had a secret love for green tea stuff. I spent the afternoon with Colin. He was lame enough to leave his digital camera at a Burger King and I went with him to get it back. He's sooo lucky the manager picked it up before it was stolen. He bought me lunch, and I fell asleep watching Donnie Darko at his house. It's so nice to be able to hang out with friends I haven't seen for awhile. I'm jealous of Malinda because she gets to go camping with a bunch of guys we used to work with. Guys? I mean men. I've always been attracted to older guys. Typical intellectual girl :) And now that I'm home from graduation with flowers, tassle and diploma in hand, I'm sooo ready to go to bed. It's been quite an exhausting day. See you all tomorrow... My first day as a free woman.
P.S. Come to my party!! It starts at seven.
10:28 PM | Lisa
Pictures of Graduation.... Coming soon to a theater near you!
10:29 PM | Lisa
-Perfect- You're the perfect girlfriend, which means you're rare. You're the kind of chick that can hang out with your boyfriend's friends and be silly. You don't care about presents or about going to fancy places. Hell, you just hang out. You're just happy being around your boyfriend.
What Kind of Girlfriend Are You?
You see this, Seth? The Perfect Girlfriend. What do you think about that? :)
10:50 PM | Lisa
SHOUT OUT
hmm just as i expected... im the perfect girlfriend too.
well, see ya tonight lisa
Posted By: katie j 5/23/2003 6:38:49 PM
5.24.2003
New invention: Brown porcelain toilets
Reasoning: I'm sick of looking at your skidmarks
8:56 PM | Lisa
SHOUT OUT
Well, brown would be nice, but the picture in my head is a more tan or perhaps olive green.
Posted By: Jon 5/24/2003 11:45:15 PM
Um, I was thinking most people''s shit looks brown. I''m going for camouflage. :/
Posted By: Lisa 5/25/2003 6:41:25 AM
some shit is olive green.
Posted By: Jon 5/26/2003 12:15:28 AM
Majority rules.
Posted By: Lisa 5/26/2003 1:33:17 PM
Yeah, I spose. But Olive is prettier.
Posted By: Jon 5/26/2003 9:22:25 PM
I think you''re missing my point.
Posted By: Lisa 5/26/2003 10:22:00 PM
murphy
Posted By: Jon 5/28/2003 11:04:38 PM
So last night was my partay. It was rockin'. So many people came that I had to constantly walk back and forth through the house to try to mingle with everyone for equal amounts of time. I hammed it up with crepe paper and confetti and a shrine of yours truly. I'd show you pictures of the decorations, but I'm thinking that if you wanted to see them that badly, you would have showed up to the party. I didn't really get a graduation gift from my dad like most kids do from their parents, but I did get a bunch of cards from my friends and relatives. I wasn't really expecting a gift anyway. I blew a chunk of my cash on the Memorial Day sales at the mall today... 50% off of already clearanced items is hard to beat. I tried to get a guy's button-down shirt, but it would fit over my boobs. *sad face* I made my way to a couple other graduation parties and completely wore myself out. Methinks I'll be going to bed early tonight since I have to be at work at 7am. It totally sucks. I told Baker's that I could start on Monday, but for some reason they scheduled me for tomorrow. At least when I actually do go to work on Monday I'll be getting holiday pay....or will I?
9:02 PM | Lisa
5.25.2003
First Day
Today was my first day working for Baker's again. I had to be in by 7am, and they forgot to give me my break until 12:30. My temporary name tag was the dopey kind that says "HELLO! My name is ______." I applied for customer service/accounting, they hired me as a cashier, and all morning long I worked as a sacker. I'm stinky and sweaty and my feet hurt, but I'm also grateful for the exercise.
Embarassing Moment of the Day: A runaway cart in a downhill parking lot scratched some lady's bumper causing me to feel awful and start crying in front of my cute, new manager.
Wouldn't you just love to be me?
3:04 PM | Lisa
SHOUT OUT
i would love to be you lisa youre the bomb.com
Posted By: UNCLE MIKE 5/26/2003 12:08:00 AM
5.26.2003
I got bored this morning and posted my pic on Hot or Not. I'm a little disappointed with my ratings though. I'd like to think I look better than a 5.7
Punks.
11:02 PM | Lisa
5.27.2003
I'm thinking of seeing The Matrix: Reloaded tonight. I made a point of renting the first one so I'd know what was going on. The only problem is I don't know who to take with me. Tony is in Europe and Bryan has already seen it. Someone told me that Gina's cousin, Tim, has a big crush on me. Blah, I dunno. Anyone who likes action movies please call me.
2:27 PM | Lisa
My dad bought himself a remote control Hummer while I got myself a job and paid for groceries. I'm fine with it as long as he doesn't eat my food or run over my toes. I ended up calling Tim to go with me to the movies. He should be here at 8:30. I'm not looking forward to the car ride though. I have a feeling I'll be deaf and car sick before I make it to the theater. My ratings are still down on Hot or Not. *squints* This is so not cool. Oops, gotta run. The Hummer is attempting to break down my door....
7:02 PM | Lisa
You are a tropical delight! MMMM shrimp, mango,
spiced rice, and a little squeeze of lime wrapped up in a spicy jalapeno tortilla! Lie down in a bed of shredded lettuce for a cool, relaxing look!
What kind of burrito are you?
7:18 PM | Lisa
5.28.2003
The Matrix: Reloaded.
I liked the movie.
I loved the soundtrack.
12:26 AM | Lisa
SHOUT OUT
I agree about the soundtrack.
Posted By: Jon 5/28/2003 11:02:48 PM
I posted my senior pic on Hot or Not and my ratings average an 8 on a scale of one to ten. Honestly, I think the black and white one looks better.
Punks.
12:32 AM | Lisa
Ahh! I guess my Hot or Not pic wasn't too terrible... Ten different guys want to meet me. I'm not really looking for a romantic interest right now, but that could always change. I've learned to approach everything with an open mind and no expectations. It makes life more fun that way. However, I think I'll stay away from the guys that look like they're 30 years old. My dad freaked when he thought I was going to the movies with a 20-year-old. It's only a couple years' difference. Plus I'm young for my grade(meaning I'm a summer baby so ALL my friends in my grade are older than me), and I'm old for my age (aka too mature for my own good). So tell me, what do you think of these guys?
Guy #1, Man #2, Boy #3, Homme #4, Dude #5, Hombre #6, Mister #7, Homie #8, Sir #9, Male #10
I can't help but laugh at the guy that describes himself as liking to drink beer and sleep. I think for many of them I will be clicking a big "NO" as they are mucho creepy.
11:32 AM | Lisa
SHOUT OUT
here''s the verdict.
Guy #1 is cute. Maybe. But he''s only here for the summer.
Homme #4 YEAH! He''s BRITISH!!!!
Homie #8 Uhhh... You can see his pubic hair in that picture.
Male #10 HELL NO. Friggin'' creepy.
Posted By: cynzar 5/28/2003 4:01:27 PM
I admit it; I compulsively buy panties.
P.S. I bought the Matrix: Reloaded soundtrack....so awesome.
4:52 PM | Lisa
Yay, I'm loved! I'm getting along with everyone at work. They think I'm the world's greatest worker, especially since I have experience in just about everything concerning Baker's. I've already made new friends, and I caught some of the cuter guys staring at me. Ah, isn't life grand?
11:29 PM | Lisa
5.29.2003
Will I ever stop having nightmares? I swear, my brain activity shoots right off the charts just before I go to sleep. They should do a test-study on me. I'd love to hear what they have to say.
Who are they?
12:18 PM | Lisa
SHOUT OUT
holllaa!!! shout out to my peeps in gangsta rap town, fabolous, i know you didnt! shout out to stank-O-nia! aah! is that dj clue and lala? i am so mtv direct effect materi-AL! bitch!
Posted By: tonja 5/29/2003 9:31:43 PM
You know, the psych department at some universities will pay people to experiment on them. You should look into that. Could be fun.
Posted By: Jon 5/29/2003 9:42:37 PM
The things you own end up owning you
Posted By: UNCLE MIKE 5/29/2003 11:56:44 PM
5.30.2003
Pics, pics, and more pics! The wait is over! The pictures that I've been promising for months are finally developed, scanned, and uploaded. Fifty-seven so far, and I'm not even finished. There's still many rolls left undeveloped or unpurchased. Click here to view Prom 2003, Pine Ridge, and some more random pics of me. C'mon, you know you like to look at me. :)
12:44 PM | Lisa
I feel really bad for the people that have to work with me. I was scheduled for an 8 1/2 hour shift today, and I had to carry out the majority of the time. However, it was hot (which made me stinky) and the wind was HARSH (which made my hair look like a bird's nest). I don't want to be known as the gross girl, but how can I help if it they make me sack all day long? Luckily, one of the ditziest girls in the customer service center is probably going to get fired, and hopefully they'll move me back there as orginally planned.
P.S. I realized I forgot to tell you about my Pine Ridge trip back in March, but hopefully the pics will tell the story. There's so many frickin' photos, just asssume it's updated every day until I say so.
10:45 PM | Lisa
5.31.2003
Well slap my ass, and call me PeeJee!
You are the SOCIAL GEEK. You're artsy and creative. You like to wear costumes and attend conventions. You get along with geeks and non-geeks alike, but you prefer to hang with your own kind. You get social interaction both through the computer and in real life. That's not to say you don't like to game (all geeks game), it just doesn't consume your life.
What kind of Geek are you?
I don't game.
12:14 PM | Lisa
Grr. Why am I not entitled to spend my own money as I please? So I got a bunch of money from graduation, right? So what if I spent most of it? I had been expecting to spend it. I haven't had a job for quite some time, and I put off my own personal expenses until I knew I'd have the money. I buy my own clothing, toiletries, most of my food, and my own luxuries. I work my ass off at two jobs and go out of my way to act as the parent I'm not (aka, chauferring and lending my brother money when he needs it). So why do you freak out when I ask to borrow five bucks? It's not like I ask you for money all the time. I didn't even ask for the graduation gift I never got. I'm pretty independent... I've started doing my own laundry, handling things like car wrecks, etc. Grr. It just pisses me off that my independent actions go unrecognized, and then I get chewed out for it. If you don't wanna help me out, just say so....calmly. I hate living in such a temperamental environment. It's rare that you see anybody relaxed around here.
4:44 PM | Lisa
I think that if I were a lesbian, I'd date Thora Birch. She rocks my ghost world. However, curious as I may be, I could never relly explore an alternative lifestyle.... I'd probably be thrown out of the house first.
9:42 PM | Lisa
When I'm Feeling _____, I dress _____.
Angry....Goth
Happy....Trendy
Sad....Emo
Wild....Punk
Horny...."Scantily Clad"
Depressed....Naked (I stay in bed as long as possible.)
Tonight I dyed my hair darker (but not dark enough), and dressed in black. I've perfected my goth makeup after much experimenting. There's nothing like acting out your rage on someone's front yard with a couple rolls of toilet paper and some shaving cream.
10:28 PM | Lisa
SHOUT OUT
Hi, I´ve seen you blog in the "Blog note" (i´, not sure) and I liked it. Sicerecy, I loved the
"Whem I´m____ I dress____". I hardlever get a beautiful dress, I put the basic, only.
If you see my Blog I´ll be happy, but it´s in portuguese.
Bye bye
Posted By: Fabiana 5/31/2003 10:53:23 PM
Catwoman
You are the purrfect blend of naughty and nice. Never afraid to use your feminine wiles to get what you want, you leave men chasing their tales. Sexiness is your superpower and you know how to use it. Your feline fashion sense draws you to the luxurious: slinky silk dresses, an amazing collection of sexy highheeled shoes, and lots and lots of lingerie are curled up in your closet. As for makeup, you creat drama with lots of liquid liner and a lengthening mascara - after all, your eyes are the focal point under that mask. You polish off your look with a little foundation, a clear high-shine lip gloss, and, of course, a few coats of scandalous scarlet polish on your claws!
Who's Your Inner Superhero?
11:34 PM | Lisa
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